kelise

a kelise will never leave you because she is so downbad that she would literally never want to find anyone else because she's physically incapable. you can beat her up, cheat on her, talk shit about her, you could even beat up her grandma and she'd probably apologize for it. bottom line is, if you fall in love with a kelise, feel free to do her dirty cause shes not going anywhere.

"Dude that girl over there looks so impressionable and easy to manipulate"
"Dude! that's a kelise for sure!

kelise

a kelise will never leave your side because she is so downbad that she will never want to find anyone else. you can treat her like shit, you can cheat on her, you can beat her up, you could literally fight her grandma and she'd still see the good in you. never abandon a kelise because nobody will love you like she does

"Dude that girl over there looks so impressionable and easy to manipulate"
"Dude! You don't wanna mess with her, that's a Kelise."