COVID-20

The sequel to COVID-19. It could be worse or not as bad.

I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.

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gotta be a sin

Something that is so pleasurable or sexy that it has to be kept a secret. So wrong but so right.

Ann: "What we did last night was so wonderful. Don't tell anybody."

Mike: "It was fantastic. So good...Gotta be a sin."

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Ungirlfriendable

The belief that one is unable to find or keep a female companion in a relationship. It may be an irrational belief in an individual, or a put-down from someone else.

"He's kind of a recluse. He believes that he's ungirlfriendable."

"That guy is such a grouse. He's definitely ungirlfriendable."

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co-tech

A fellow technician. This coworker works with you in the same field doing the same job. Often found in areas such as computers, electronics, manufacturing, service and repair.

I'll need to ask a co-tech to finish this job since I need to leave early.

A couple of my co-techs called in sick today. My workload for today just doubled.

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bread aisle

The location in food stores to find bakery products like buns, rolls and multigrain bread.

After quitting doughnuts, I met my fiancé in the bread aisle.

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celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

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faux H2O

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.