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all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring
Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...
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1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."
Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?
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A pretty thing that grows in the garden.
I saw a flower and it was very nice.
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"We smoked a lot of flower last night, and got completely stoned"
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What is flower? We all know that flower is beautiful, but sadly, not for all. It is also a symbol of domestic abuse. This is because after husbands beat their wives, they give their wives a flower to cover their faults. Still, it is not enough to cover their faults because domestic abuse is DEFINITELY A CRIME.
I got a flower today. My husband gave me. Not because of wedding anniversary or whatever. It's because he abused me yesterday.
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Flowers are visually stunning, sticky and wonderfully smelling cannabis buds.
John was dry until he was able to find some quality flowers through his local medical dispensary.
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To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
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