First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

Bradford Moor

An area of Bradford which includes, rape, crime, more rape, more crime, and the most safe park ever - Bradford Moor Park!

A:Oy blud where you from
B:From Bradford Moor innit
A:Ooohhhh hard man eh