Bubba

A boy who everyone loves. He’s very unproblematic and thoughtful. Pretty cool to talk to. Also goes by Juan

Wow you lookin bubbalicious
I wish I was like bubba
Bubba pulls all the chicks man

chrissy

has the phattest juiciest badonkadonk ever. she's so georgeous all the boys are just in awe of her beauty and are intimidated by her. all the girls are extremely jealous of her and try to hate her to cover up their jealousy and saltiness. although she is absolutely stunning, she doesn't get guys often because they are too scared that she'll reject them. she has the most beautiful personality and physical features and is the sweetest and most caring human being you'll meet

man I wish I had a huge phat badonkadonk like chrissy
I want to be like chrissy so much it's unbearable
are you gonna ask out chrissy? nah I'm to scared she's gonna reject me