quoth

very fancy way of saying 'to say', often used by internet neckbeards trying to look like having an iq of 169

C: "I have osteoporosis" quoth he
A: Wtf does 'quoth' mean? Am i intelligen't?
C: Indeed, it is a synonym for 'to say'
A: Nice neckbeard you got there
C: It is the sign of all intellectuals
A: No, it's the sign of a manchild that hasn't left their basement ever since the dinosaurs fucking died
C: runs like the coward he is

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azidoazide azide

Can't write about something that has already exploded.

Sorry.

A: Can i tell you a bar joke?
B: Yes.
A: Azidoazide azide-
(Audible explosion)
A:Wait, what bar?
B: Oh fuck. We're screwed, the police will find out.