Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

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Soldier Front

A free online shooting game made by the Dragonfly. The game is full of annoying people usually no older than the age of 13 who constantly complain about lag, glitching, tankers etc.

Kid 1: "Omfg gtfo noob lagger. Your making the game slow.
kid 2: Wow fucking tanker. I shot you in the head. Nub
Mature Person: "Soldier Front sucks. I think ill go play counterstrike.

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Cash For Clunkers

A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.

Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"

*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.

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