Sticky marshmallow

Verb: a prank/vengeful sexual act where a man ejaculates onto his partner's pillow while they are sleeping in hopes they will roll into it, only to wake with the pillow stuck to their face, resembling a marshmallow.

I can't believe that bitch did that shit. She's getting a sticky marshmallow tonight!

indian eye goggles

Verb: sexual act where a man places his balls over the eyes of his partner, followed by sitting on their forehead with the hopes of marking it with a dot between the eyes to resemble a Hindu dot. Bitches.

I heard you gave Karen a pair of Indian eye goggles last night. Nice.

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Stripper Vision

Verb: a stripper's ability to see in dimly lit areas, on the verge of seeing in the dark.

Watch out for that bitch's stripper vision.

dad dash

Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.

I'm definitely going to need some therapy after witnessing that dad dash.

Face cunt

Noun: any hole in a person's face, either currently existing, or freshly made.

You got a real pretty face cunt.

I'm going to slit you from eye to eye, and hate fuck your newly acquired face cunt!

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Triple duck

Verb: sexual act where a person inserts all of a man's genitals into their mouth at the same time, and when attempting to speak, sounds like a duck.

Kate can triple duck?!? Pure talent.

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