East Windsor

A tiny, poor town in the middle of nowhere, stuck in time that never changes. The only attraction is the constant violence in Mill Pond and Kingsway on Main Street. With a high pregnancy rate, a failing budget, and unsuccessful sport teams, this town has nothing to offer.

Dude we can never win a game, because we are from East Windsor.

Mom, we have to move away. This town is a total East Windsor.

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