Panama Punch

n. This word describes a situation where, while on spring break in Panama City Beach, you wake up hungover in a random hotel room, and decide to take a piss. When you open the door you discover someone taking a shit. You decide to piss on them in the general direction of the toliet anyways. This is when the person shitting delivers a punch to your still-pissing dick.

Spring Breaker (to hispanic hotel maid) Hey sweetie, can you give me a blowjob? I need something to masage my dick after the panama punch I recieved from Raf this morning. Oh and can you clean the piss and blood up in the bathroom when you are done? Gracious Senorita.

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