Saint Petersburg

1: A city in Florida where everyone thinks they're the shit and that there's no city that's better than st.pete

2: A city in Florida to go to if you want to get fucked up by a 6 year old and their gang

3: A city in Florida that has some of the rudest people, and the worst weed.

Me: Hey, you want to go to Saint Petersburg?

Friend: Oh, I love Russia!

Me: No dumbass, Saint Petersburg Florida

Friend: Oh, the place with all those assholes?

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