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Former second baseman Mark Lemke of the Atlanta Braves, 1988-1997. On the 1995 World Series Champion team. Also referenced numerous times on HomestarRunner.com
Lemke was a man....uh.....he was a short man!.....err......maybe he was just short......but he was still LEM-KE!!!!!!!!!
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a trainwreck of a girl who has disaster follow her around like that pigpen guy from Peanuts has a cloud of shit following him... but who is just so damned NICE you can't get pissed and throw sharp things at her. Kind of how you love retards, but don't expect too much from them.
Yo! That girl is one fucked up neelam! But... we should probably bake her vegetarian cookies or she'll cry.
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i was at raging waters and i saw a dude with man boobs
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The reason why 9/11 happened. Partial credit also goes to al Qaeda and the FAA.
Osama, the FAA, and the CIA: Partners in Crime.
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Crystal Meth is a drug that gets you high as a motherfucker.
(Taken from GTA : San Andreas) "Those white boys had me on crystal meth"
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A wire coat hanger that is bent out straight and then folder over on itslef several times. Used to beat a whore.
The whore got beat down with a pimp stick.
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A set of clothes that is specifically picked out so that all pieces of clothing "go together". Normally something a woman wears, but recently black men have adopted to custom. White boys wear clothes. Brothers gotta wear an outfit.
Look at that reggin's outfit. Every thing fucking matches including his hat and shoes!
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