Eliza

Very rare and special name, she has a heart as big as her forehead, she likes to bake, her specialty isn’t sweets as she can’t bake without accidentally snorting all the flour with that massive clothes hanger she has as a nose. She is a very special being and usually goes for ugly guys coz she’s so pretty, I heard she smells like shit.

Pilot : oh no it’s cloudy idk where to land!
Eliza; it’s fine use my forehead

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