Grandfathered

A friendly way to acknowledge friends that have been with you a lifetime; someone who you’ve known so long , you consider them part of the family. By saying they’re grandfathered in, is an acknowledgment of that special bond.

“You’ve been around here so long you’ve been ‘grandfathered’ into our family by now.”

fark

(verb) pronounced FAR-k
Mostly pertains to dogs smaller in statue, it’s an event that occurs when excited little dogs want to bark really loud! The pressure inside their bodies while attempting this action causes whatever pressure not released from the Bark, is instead released out their clenched anus emitting a fart at the exact same time.
Thus saving the little dog from any broken ribs or stomach issues from unreleased gases.

As win, “Do you know your dog barks AND farts at the same time?”

“Sure I do, it’s a FARK. His butt is like a pressure release valve.”