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Connor aka cornelias is one of the biggest QUEERS to walk this earth. Heâs some loser ass lanky boy with chopstick lookin fingers. This kid literally has no fucking life and drives around to random ass places for no absolute reason. Connor has an uncomforting obsession with taking street signs and putting them in his room. The kid has a bowl cut on his head and thinks heâs some sexy tik tok famous guy cause he has 3k followers. Connor talks to every girl in his town and likes to bail last minute on plans because itâs spitting rain outside. The guy is built like a goddamn dandelion and has the BIGGEST most WIDEST nose on the face of the earth. Connor thinks heâs the most popular coolest kid in his grade but in reality heâs a stupid dumb fuck of a human being thatâs a complete embarrassment of a person to society. For fuck sakes the kid wears a shirt that says âpractice safe sexâ like tf is that shit. Connors dog looks like a fkn voodoo doll cause he definitely deep throats his cock in his dogs mouth.
âDid you hear that Connor apparently looks like a dandelionâ
âYooo Connors dog sucks him offâ
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Jesper is a stupid ass bitch who likes to pop girls cherries and drop them right after. Jesper is the biggest qwackass to walk this earth and looks like a goofy ass carpenter. He only follows girls on instagram cause thatâs how fkn shallow this douche bag of a human is and the guy will literally stick his dick in anything with a pulse. Jesper resembles franklin from treehouse cause heâs that damn fugly. The kid has an ass smoother then a babyâs ass for god sake. Jesper will make you wanna kill yourself because of how dry he is heâs dryer then your grandmas pussy. If your dating a Jesper break up with him, heâll cheat on you!!!
âJespers a piece of shit scum bagâ
âJesper fucks anything thatâs aliveâ
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