calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

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Race card

Something a liberal pulls out when they are losing an argument, even though the "aggressor" isn't racist. The ironic part is that Democrats opposed giving blacks freedom yet are constantly calling Republicans racist.

Georgie Porgie Busshh: This African-American man tried to mug me yesterday. I ran away as I had no weapons on me.
Bal Barpton: RACIST! HE SAID BLACK!

Later...on 123 News
Anchorman: Looks like Bal Barpton has pulled the race card again.

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