designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house

drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver

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Hanui

(v.) to facebook stalk
(n.) the act of facebook stalking

I really like this guy so i was checking up on facebook and hanuiing him.

"YOU FOUND YOUR DATE ON FACEBOOK?!? YOU JUST PULLED A HANUI!"

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