Sam

Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.

holy shit Sam you fucked Emma

Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite