date shield

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.

I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie date shielded me.

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chinittigunt

when a bitchs chin, titties, gut, and cunt all connect; the cankle of the upper body

Wow! Leslie really tries to make herself look good by chillin with chinittigunt victims!

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ismat

The culmination of everything wonderful.
Someone composed entirely of chocolate and sunshine dust. Can be used interchangably with the following terms: fashionable, beautiful, ambitious, witty, selfless, talented, unbelievable(with a positive connotation),elegant and graceful.

I think given the choice between surfing and watching Reading Rainbow with Ismat, I would choose the latter.

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