Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

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five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

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cute whoore

Hiberno-English expression to describe someone with rogueish qualities.

"That Tony Blair is a cute whoore"

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pricktease

A woman who likes to lead men on with hints that they could possibly have sex with her, even though she has no intention of ever engaging in sexual intercourse with them.
Simile of cocktease.

"That bitch is such a fucking pricktease."

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pisspot

1. A bedpan
2. Urinal, commonly seen in men's public toilets

James grabbed his crotch in terror as he realised the pisspot was broken.

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shitvelope

An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompson because he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

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ganja farmer

One who grows cannabis for sale or personal use.

"The police arrested Bobby because he's a ganja farmer."

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