August 2nd

National kill someone with a door day
On this day doors will have killing powers and will kill anyone who touches them

Edward: -opens door-
Madison: WAIT DONT ITS AUGUST 2ND
Edward: -dies of death-

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greg heffley

greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome

Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo

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