bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

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sceptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be sceptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

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trots

harness racing (the word "trots" being a reference to the "trotting" gait of horses)

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

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gut tongue

the part of a large gut that hangs over the belt like a huge tongue

Have a look at the gut tongue on that fat bastard.

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you beauty

exclamation of accomplishment or satisfaction

When he saw that his definition had been accepted on Urban Dictionary, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

As the horse that he had bet on won the race, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

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tick off

1. annoy
2. reprimand

TICK OFF (How to tick someone off):

1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.

2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.

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firm up

get an erection; acquire an erect penis

Horny slut to drunken bum: FIRM UP, DARLING

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