Denman

A version of the English language created in 1991, that spells all words by how they sound and uses the letter "z" excessively. This language is exclusively used by uneducated Americans, generally located in wildland areas of Oregon. Examples include:

done=dun
does=dus
hose=hoze
reasons=rezans
structure=strucktcher
people=pepal
escape=esckap
maintenance=matnuns

This looks like it was written in Denman.

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Stanphil

The act of getting caught masturbating in a public place and continuing until ejacualtion.

I peeped through the window at a department store and made eye contact with my buddy while he was "stanphilling"