PFT

PFT is the best way to express feelings

Happy? PFFT
Sad? pfffft
Angry? PFFFFFFFFT
Annoyed? pft

vine

i want it back

tiktok is vine but worse

bestie

say it to anyone who isn't your actual bestie

they dmed a small business and called the owner bestie. they proceeded to get blocked.

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memes

the reason half the population isn't dead.

Jeremy: memes...its like...drugs?
me: its better than drugs jeremy

painnomore

do you have chronic pain? is this getting in the way of everyday tasks? insert person suffering try painnomore! painnomore is the number one recommended pain soother thing! talk to your doctor about painnomore today!

Symptoms of painnomore may include the following:
Swelling of lungs
inability to read or write
pregnancy
constipation

diarrhea
constantly eating your shoes
death
bloating
squishy bones
nose falling off
forgetting how to pronounce dinosaur
death
ignoring the letter g when reciting the alphabet
starting a toenail collection
dreaming about donkeys every thursday
deleting every photo of your pets
never using the word “and”
laughing instead of crying and crying instead of laughing

Word

Word

Chad: Dad just died
Chad2.0: REALLY, its the second time this week
chad: word