Maybe

Parent speak for no.

Kid: hey mom can I go to the mall with my friends

Mom: maybe

2 hrs later

Kid: hey mom have you decided

Mom: go away I already said no

Craon

What stupid people call “crayons”. Is mostly used by southerners, people who act like they’re dumb, or people who are genuinely mentally challenged.

Karen: Ms Barnes can I have a craon to color

Literally everyone else: It’s a crayon you idiot