When your penis is erect for more than 4 hours and it begins to hurt like hell.
Maybe I should see my doctor for my firey cheesedog...
An act congress tried to pass in an attempt to try and stop online piracy. This act is unconstititional and defeats the purpose of the Internet. The Internet was created to distribute information regardless of what it is. This act would break the internet. It is bad enough the freaking NSA watches everything you do we don't need these idiots censoring the constitution.
Guy 1: Did you hear congress is trying to pass a law that will prevent online piracy? It's called SOPA.
Guy 2: That is unconstitutional and will fail instantly.