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The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.
Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead
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Damn, do you see that blonde over there? Holy shit that girl is an Anglo sexon
A fuckboy who just talks to girls so he can get some head.
Ew, why the fuck is Matt talking to me?
Duh, he's a fuckboy suckboy. He just wants oral from you.
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