dirty bit of kit

An absolutely filthy bint who lurks in back alleys and bushes, typically around Norfolk, preying on unsuspecting youths. Said youths fall victim largely because of the ravages of puberty blinding them to the absolute filth they find themselves fishing in.

Bint: last night was amaaazung, i cooked you breakfast
Youth: fml. bagged another dirty bit of kit, need to go to the clinic again.

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