Kennedy

A ball that is responsible for most of the arguments you see over facebook mostly because it has nothing better to do than bounce around facebook profiles and picnic it's own hideous ball photos.

Avoid kennedys at all cost necessary. Being in the presence of one puts you at great risk of becoming trapped under it's weight. Note: Kennedys cannot see below their stomachs so be aware of your surroundings.

The best way to distract a kennedy is to give it a mirror and a hair comb. This will give you time to escape.

WATCH OUT! THERE'S A KENNEDY ON IT'S WAY. I CAN HEAR IT. *Thump, Thump, Thump*

Yea, I got squashed by a kennedy yesterday. I saw the light.

Be sure not to forget your kennedy-needle when you go out tonight! You know, just incase you are unfortunate enough to come across one.

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