banana sundae

when a guy puts his dick between a girls breasts like a banana in the middle of two ice cream scoops

"man i gave her a banana sundae"
"her tits r so big, that was the best banana sundae"

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the disappearing act

what my dad did

Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!

Kid: YES! YES! YES

Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*

Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*

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