Miracle

A tall giant bitch. She is also the human sprinkler and will spit water at you. She is married to Savannah Rodriguez. She will and can kill you. She likes to hit people and make fun of "willy boi". She has chipmunk teeth but will not admit it. She is very narcissistic. She will say she's fat and be proud of it. She is scared of dicks as well but is NOT gay. Overall, just a weird person.

random person: Who's that giant?
Me: It's Miracle.