emi

Emi is the baddest bitch in the world. she is the most iconic icon, icons have ever seen. She doesn't follow gender norms and is an amazing social activist. She is both beautiful and handsome, and she deserves more than anyone can ever offer her. She is so much better than you, and you will understand that the second you lay your eyes on her. You will never be worth her time of effort so if she even LOOKS at you, you should be thanking God herself for giving you this blessing. Her personality includes being: perfect, ideal, flawless, exemplary, exquisite, superb, superior to all beings.
other than that, she is ambitious, funny as fuck, very intelligent, and the greatest friend a person could ask for.
She is a strong, independent woman who will protect the shit out of you, if she's one of your besties, that is.
She is very powerful and she can communicate through telekinesis with an individual named "julianna", because it's been scientifically proven, that they have a shared brain cell.

If Emi is on your side, you have nothing to fear, but if she's not, then you should fear how much you will fear her.

her only flaw is that she hates the color brown and doesn't enjoy sushi.

Emi is my favourite person.

Emi is going to be a MILF

Emi is my best friend

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Domcia

A crazy bitch that you absolutely love. She's wild, hot and funny. Her life is full of family, friends and guys (or girls) that will chase her forever, however she is unreachable to them, due to the fact that she is way out of their leauge. She is a blessing, gives great advice and is a great listener . If your friend "Dominika " or"Dominica " is being called "Domcia ", she is the best person ever and you should never let her go. All Domcia's are superior to other human beings accept for Julianna's and Oliwia' s who are on a similar level of coolness. Domcia is a literal goddess . Most times she will be a gorgeous, tall young woman that may occur in your crush's wet dreams. Domcia is sweet, sensible and deep while still having a great sence of humor. You should never stop being her friend if you ever achieve it, because it will for sure be the greatest achievement of your life .

Guy 1: This woman is the most beautiful creature I've ever seen.
Guy 2: she must be a Domcia .

Or

Friend 1: I hate that bitch
Friend 2: who, Domcia ?
Friend 1: yes
Friends 2: from now on, you are my enemy and you will rot in hell.

Or

Person: I was having a bad day but then Domcia passed me by in the hallway and her coolness radiated from her so much that I suddenly felt like the world was my oyster.
Person 2: that happened to me once, 2 years ago and I consider it the best day of my life.

Or

Dude 1: I'm friends with Domcia
Dude 2: DOMCIA???
Dude 1: yessss
Dude 2: No way! She is too good for you. Don't screw this up, cause your life will lose its point and it will never be the same.

IB student

A person who is suffering and experiences constant physical as well as mental pain. This term refers only to young people who are being educated in the IB system designed purely to torture kids ages 16 - 18 and force them to pay for that. The most painful things for them are "EE's", "IA' s" and "CAS". These creatures rarely sleep, hence their dark undereye circles.

Guy 1:Oh no she is an IB student, don't talk to her - she must be mentally damaged.
Guy 2: We can't make her have any social life!

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