MILF Milk

milk ur mom makes

ur mom meks gud MILF milk

I love you

I want to waste a few months of your life and leave you in the shit after I get bored.

Baby, I love you

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Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

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Clit beer

You suck and fuck a clit so good and collect the froth that forms on it. Mix that with cream soda and you’ve got Clit Beer! This has no relevancy to Harry Potter don’t be a cunt.

Oh fuck my in the ass with a spiked dildo it’s hot! Would love a pint of clit beer right now.