Italian bath

VERB- Italian bath: the act of spraying oneself with cologne instead of actually taking a bath or showering, because you have foul body odor.

Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.

When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.

guidos are famous for taking italian baths.

Bro: "bro there's no way you're gonna have time to take a shower before we hit the clubs"

guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"

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