A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.