Sweet Tea

Irrelevant tea, but becomes relevant because it got added to or new drama erupts from the old tea.

Omg! I have Sweet Tea! Karen and Jason are getting back together again.

Your dad

used in only this specific situation...

Stupid horse girl: What did y'all do this weekend? Crackheads like me: Your dad
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...