Bauhaus

A mythical place that plays techno and house music with a sound system that fucks your ears so much you wish it bought you dinner first. The type of crowd you expect to see in this place are social rejects and living examples of the DARE program. Wouldn’t recomend drinking any water you’re offered in this place or your jaw will be on skates for the next week.

yo bro let’s go to Bauhaus tonight and pick up some blow.

Hell no i did blow on Thursday, let’s get some molly from MMSTU

Bauhaus

Houston’s ultimate frat playground where the music’s louder than your buddy Stuart after five shots of tequila. At Bauhaus, the drinks are strong, the bass is thumping, and the vibe is wilder than a frat formal gone right (or wrong). It’s the spot where your weekend starts, your memory fades, and your group chat blows up with “Did that really happen?”

“Bro, we hit Bauhaus last night. I lost my voice, my dignity, and maybe my left shoe. 10/10, would rage again!”