Agshsusufufjcacahsupeppeethahjzjzjazz

When you have to take the fattest shit ever, and become eric cartman while doing so.

“Hey! I heard ___ did agshsusufufjcacahsupeppeethahjzjzjazz last night!!”
“I’d drop out.”

January 16th, National headpat day

National headpat day is a day where you headpat all your friends that you see.

“Hey, why did you headpat me and *insert name here* and the others today?”
“Because, silly. It’s January 16th, National Headpat Day!”
“Ohh, I think I get it now!”

South Park

literally the best show I’ve ever watched

“I think I know the answer mr garrison!”
“Mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh!”
“Hey, shut up fat boy!”
“Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
“Eric did you just say the f word?!”
“…Jew?”
“No! He’s talking about Fuck, you can’t say fuck in fucking school you fucking fatass!”
“Kyle!”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Eric!”
“Dude, you just said fuck again”
“Stanley!”
“fuck”
“Kenny!”
“What’s the big deal, it can’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!”
“How would YOU like to see the school counselor?”
“How would YOU like to suck my BALLS?”
*gasp*
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
“Oh, I’m sorry I’m sorry. Actually what I said was:”
“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BALLS?!”
“Mr Garrison.”
-South park Bigger, Longer, and uncut