Marg

Dumb bitch in the Honda. Almost pooped in a cup. Is in a cult and refuses to admit it. "Plays" the clarinet. Got her heart broken in 11th grade and still isn't over it. Will put out for Panera. Is a from Pennsyltucky but has way too much pride in Shitsburgh. Still texts her mom every hour, probably will never move out of her childhood home. Is obsessed with Glenn Frey. Is in denial that Hotel California is about devil worship. Her personality is sorta bland, she talks about band or Lincoln 23/7/365, however, the 1/7/365, she talks about something interesting. She is a velociraptor and has a pattable head. Overall 8/10

Nobody

Marg: THIS ONE TIME AT BAND........**4 HOURS LATER**........AND THAT'S HOW LINCOLN AND I BROKE UP

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Shoush

The guy of dreams, super STRONG, always works out, best work ethic, is one with God, jk. He is Sudanese and Egyptian, yet only has one ventricle. He was originally named Osama but wanted to change it. Not sure why. Puts umbrellas in crude places AND posts about it on the internet. Is cold in 60 degree weather. Thinks water is too salty. Very quiet, so quiet only his parents have ever heard him speak. He also has never said a curse word. Works at a mini golf place just so he can watch the middle aged dads golf. Has 3 and only 3 different outfits. Has an afro. Is allowed to say the n word. He is allergic to tilapia. Goes to Pitt, you might hear him screaming about the Eagles if you are within a 2 mile radius of him.

Who is that boy screaming on a Sunday?

Oh, that's Shoush. The Eagles just lost to the Saints. Again.