then come over and eat this dookie booty.
*texting*
Ja quan: I miss you.
You: tcoaetdb
Sexiest woman alive. Who loves her friends in a gay way and loves her fruits because she is fruity. An awesome girlfriend to all boyfriends.
Jack: OMG, Mell is such an amazing woman. I would totally date her.
Joesph: No, shes mines! *turns emo*
Jack: *turns into a wolf*
*fights*
*dies of mells existence*