Ava

A really weird person whose favorite pass time is sitting on the toilet for long periods of time. She loves farting and cheetos. She hates thumbs and calls herself a man.

Ava: I'm a man

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Janet

a woman who might think about murdering you if you break up with her or annoy her.

She's aggressive and extremely weird, but her friends still love her.

Janet: jkgdhjsbvhjdsv

Her friend: What are you, a gremlin?

Janet: *stares blankly* yes.