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When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.
toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky
dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
when the balls are sour and sticky
"Bro, jake has lemon balls"
"Yum"
jim: hey terry did you know i aserdtryfgtujhkjlk your mother last night
terry: bro.... my moms dead.......