Wayne

Wayne is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god. Very few are given this name today due to the burden of greatness it bestows upon the person. Ancient scripts indicate the name is to be reserved for one man who it is said will rise again to power sometime during or after the turn of the 21st Century. It is written he will bring fun back into the world.

He also smells like fucken Jesus!!

This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayne".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!

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