Blackout Dick

You get so hammered that when you wake up in the morning the girl that your with reminds you that you had whiskey dick.

Girl: how do you feel this morning?
Guy: I don't even remember coming home last night!
Girl: Well I got two words for you "blackout dick"
Guy: what is that?
Girl: look it up on urban dictionary!

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Mexican Capacity

When a place or establishment that you are at has reached it's Mexican population limit.

Phil: A mexican just walked in
Steve: Oh damn, we are at mexican capacity

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