k rich

Someone (usually Korean) who suffers from affluenza. The afflicted individual is characterized and salved by:

Leasing high-end European automobiles
Purchasing designer handbags
Carrying the latest golf gear
Popped collars on Polo shirts (men)
Liberal application of cosmetics (men)

K rich is short for "Korean Rich".

Joey: "Check out Jimmy's new TaylorMades. He must be making bank!"
Frankie: "Nah, Jimmy's makes like $8.65 an hour. He's k rich."

Big Hank

The alpha male who shows up right before you're about to score an attractive woman's phone number and/or intimate favors. He's dapper, intelligent, hilarious, and usually independently wealthy.

Davis: So I get back from the bar with her 7th Appletini and there's this guy who's chatting her up about how he cried watching Dances with Wolves during his private chartered flight to Barcelona last week. She practically threw herself at him at that point!

Steele: Sounds like Big Hank showed up, my friend.

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