Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

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Baylee

Commonly a brunette haired girl, who loves to go shopping for clothes and shoes and play basketball. She also is very smart, a good friend, trustworthy, fun, funny, and always a loveable and enjoyable person to be around. She has many friends and she can easily make them. She likes to hang with the guys. She has a great smile and a big booty that easily attracts the guys. She is hardworking, has a good input, and when you are around her you always find yourself smiling and laughing. She is a very confident girl.

Everybody needs a Baylee in their life.

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