larchmont shore club

a large country club located on the long island sound. most of the middle aged men and women who belong there are often drunk 85% of the time. the life guards have no idea what they are doing, and they docks surface is 99% bird poop, 1% wood. the people who work at the sign in place at the front of the clubhouse are often RETARD mexicans. The club is 70% christians, 20% jews, 5% blacks, 4% english, 1& chinese, and .00001% mexican.

person1: i love the larchmont shore club!
person2: me to, but the old people are FREAKSS

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