jehova'ed

Verb. Past Tense only.

1. Left a friend open to attack.(this includes ditching a wing-man at a bar to have him get hit on by the fattest bitch at the bar.)

2. In a shooting game, when someone drops a grenade just as they get killed and the resulting explosion kills their killer.

1. "Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, I was surrounded."
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"Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, That 400 pound skank hit on me after you left. She smelled like fertilizer and dead fish."

2. "Dammit! I was Jehova'ed! Stupid grenades."

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BRENAE

Brenae is a very cool person, very likeable, will even take you in as family, smart, talkative but isn't, and friendly.

Person 1 : whos that girl your sitting with?
Person 2: my friend brenae and shes cool, she'd probably like you if you get to know her

state

Adj. - of or pertaining to a State college or university; by extension, anything athletic, misogynist, homoerotic, violent, or unneccesarily drunken.

"Dude, stop acting so state."
"So then these state dudes came in and stole our keg."

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1879

1 - N: An act of intercourse involving free exchange between vaginal and anal sex, performed in public, under the influence of alcohol. Named after Princeton University's famous 1879 Archway.

2 - V: Metaphorically, any unpleasant or degrading activity, used as a direct-object verb.

"Man, that test totally 1879ed me."

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the birdcage

1 - A handjob, delivered through the boxers, usually in a situation in which the giver of the birdcage believes the recipient's genitals to be dirty or otherwise inadvisable to touch. A Chi-Phi-ism. Can be used as a verb.

2 - Metaphorically, anything unsatisfying or upsetting.

3 - A stock phrase, "Worse than a birdcage," used to connote extreme irritation.

1 - Man, this broad gave me the birdcage right on the dance floor. Sir!

2 - Those fucking cops were giving me the birdcage.

3 - The party was worse than a birdcage, bro, everyone was completely state.

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