ben smith

Xenophobic toward blue eyed people. Does not believe in organized government. Finds beauty in the small things, like his beady eyes. Not sure I've ever seen him blink. Guinness World Record for longest toenails. Favorite pastime is naming genatalia.<3 He is coming to the tre.

- Hey, ben smith, what's the labia?

- Oh, it's the inner lips. :)

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