Middlebrook Hot

A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.

Superblock bro 1: Did you see that chick I hooked up with last night at the Middlebrook Dance Party Round II?

Superblock bro 2: Woah bro, Becky? She was Middlebrook hot, easily a 3 on the outside world scale.

Superblock bro 1: For real? Middlebrook hot got the best of me again...

Superblock bro 2: She's really good at the studying the sciences.

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Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.

By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

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